The Ugly Werewolf Prince

A long lost prince was very sad. He was actually an ugly werewolf. He was also trapped in a horrible, ugly tower, imprisoned by a warlock. The warlock was mad because the prince set him on fire. When the wizard got set on fire, his daughter was insanely frightened and ran away.

Luckily the local shepardess was able to rescue the prince. This was an incredibly stupid plan, which was obviously and immediately followed by death; the shepardess was killed by the werewolf prince. So now that the werewolf was free, he got the hell out of that tower; there’s a stupid wizard there who was set on fire but didn’t die. He went out of there and ran far, far away. He passed through a mountain and ran into some gypsies. While he spent some time with the gypsies, as they knew who he was and they had charms to protect them against werewolves, he heard of a secret treasure that was far, far away. Far away. Away from the wizard’s tower. And being a greedy prince who also thought that it would help restore him to his kingdom, he decided to go after the treasure. He was warned that it was a long and perilous journey to the forgotten cave of a long lost god.

On his way to the cave, the prince passed through a village. Inside the village, he came across the crazed warlock’s daughter who had become blind in her crazed journey. The prince, having regained temporary control of his lycanthropy, felt pity for the warlock’s daughter and her desperate plight, and after some discussion, it was revealed that the two were, in fact, long-lost brother and sister. Yes, the warlock, who he had set on fire was in fact his father. With the wicked Queen of the East, who, fearing of prophesy, had sent the prince away and had him imprisoned for most of his youth. The prince told his sister that he was not actually a werewolf; he just liked wearing wolf skins. And everyone confused him. The sister, outraged with his shenanigans, and using some of the magic that her father told her, cursed him to actually BE a werewolf. The now actual werewolf prince, infuriated with this, killed his sister.

When he realized what he had done, he was stricken with grief and went to the old wise-lady of the town. She consoled him, and raised his sister from the dead. His sister apologized, and said she understood why he killed her. She was about to reveal a horrible secret of her own, but did not. And so they called the cook in and had a great feast in honour of the sister being brought back to life. That night, there was a storm; God was weeping in joy for the restoration of the princess. And so everything was restored to its former glory.